I was A Bouncing Baby, Now Im a Bouncing Bomb

Sometimes the burden of life and the downright tedious activities that come with it are too much for the human soul- Physically, mentally, AND spiritually! The world we live in is a unforgiving place and to make matters worse our god is a cynical bastard. There's death, disease, famine, rape, and murder at almost every place you can point to on a globe. Sometimes you might feel like you've never been given a shot at something  or if you have, you failed to meet the original goal you wanted to achieve. Its hard, i know it, but im here to tell you- well to show you- that there is reason for rejoice, for we are not all losers- no not by a long shot, in actuality we earned our right to walk among the population that make up this earth. 

See it didnt happen by chance that your here. Your all here because you fought the good fight, a battle of the bravest, our very existence in its purest form......

Our little story begins many years ago  when your mom decided to revoke her vow of chastity to make sweet love to your father. He was a strong and decisive man. He pumped, much sperm inside your moms body. You were but one of many, to be more precise, more than two million.. The sperms are "unrelenting" in their quest to obtain their main objective. Some are weak but fast, others are strong but clumsy. some are dead at the get go. Some sit and wait in almost hibernation like state until what they came for is theirs. I don't know if people really grasp this notion of how close they were to not existing. Sure half of a person would be intact, obviously, half of everyone originates from the female egg, but the DNA from the father can mean the difference between someone looking a bit like brad pitt, or to a person resembling bryan peppers. 

That my friends is a BIG difference. 

You also may want to thank your lucky stars you didn't end up in a toilet or down some 2 cent whores intestinal track. because as some of you might know, this happens more often than not........

So i guess my case in point  is, well, we are all very very lucky that we made it. We got to the egg first and foremost. (well most of us anyway), there were literally millions of competitors who's objective was exactly the same as ours, and while we might not have earned the roof over our heads, the cars that we drive, or the computers that we are reading from right now, the one thing we did earn was life.